10 Conyo Commandments

1. Thou shall make gamit "make+pandiwa".

ex. "Let's make pasok na to our class!"
"Wait lang! I'm making kain pa!"
"Come on na, we can't make hintay anymore! It's in Andrew pa, you know?"

2. Thou shall make kalat "noh", "diba" and "eh" in your pangungusap.

ex. "I don't like to make lakad in the baha nga, no? Eh diba it's like, so eew, diba?"
"What ba: stop nga being maarte noh?"
"Eh as if you want naman also, diba?"

3. When making describe a whatever, always say "It's SO pang-uri!"

ex. "It's so malaki, you know, and so mainit!"
"I know right? So sarap nga, eh!"
"You're making me inggit naman.. I'll make bili nga my own burger."

4. When you are lalaki, make parang punctuation "dude", 'tsong" or "pare"

ex. "Dude, ENGANAL is so hirap, pare."
"I know, tsong, I got bagsak nga in quiz one, eh"

5. Thou shall know you know? I know right!

ex. "My bag is so bigat today, you know"
"I know, right! We have to make dala pa kasi the jumbo Physics book eh!"

6. Make gawa the plural of pangngalans like in English or Spanish.

ex. "I have so many tigyawats, oh!"

7. Like, when you can make kaya, always use like. Like, I know right?

ex. "Like, it's so init naman!"
"Yah! The aircon, it's, like sira!"

8. Make yourself feel so galing by translating the last word of your sentence, you know, your pangungusap?

ex. "Kakainis naman in the LRT! How plenty tao, you know, people?"
"It's so tight nga there, eh, you know, masikip?"

9. Make gamit of plenty abbreviations, you know, daglat?"

ex. "Like, OMG! It's like traffic sa LRT"
"I know right? It's so kaka!"
"Kaka?"
"Kakaasar!"

10. Make gamit the pinakamaarte voice and pronunciation you have para full effect!

ex. "I'm, like, making aral at the Arrhneo!"
"Me naman, I'm from Lazzahl!"

if your pillow can talk...

we always hear this saying..
"if only walls could talk.."

but how about our pillows...hehe!:))
we more or less share our moments with our pillows.
some of us even had our pillows since they were born.
we drool on them, cry on them, sweat or whatever bodily fluids
on them...we throw them out of anger..we squeeze them
for different reasons. we cuddle them on nights we dont have
anybody to cuddle with...

what will your pillow say about you?
probably mine would say...
" TANGINA CHA...don't always wear your heart on your
sleeves"

post whatever you think your pillow will tell you about you!:)

missing my old place

it's almost 6 am..
and i'm still very much awake.
aside from my java moments last night,
i started browsing through the pictures in my multiply.
then i saw pics of our old house, my old room,
the parties i had there, my billiard table, my bottle collection,
and so many other things....

it made me home-sick. yes you got it right...i said home-sick.
i don't really feel like this place we're staying now is our home.
that house in sikatuna...that was a home. well...this one..
its just a place we stay in.

there are days that i still hope that this is all just a dream...
and i'll be waking up to my old room. conveniently lighting up
a cigarette in my majestic bathroom then my usual morning
routine. walking down the stairs..seeing aling ne, mopping
the floor and heading to the kitchen to find something
to munch on, while watching tv in our sala within the kitchen!:(

well..maybe its really hard to part with 20 years....
i'll hold all those memories in my heart...
fuck this crap!!!i love my old house!!!
i hope we find something like that soon!!!!!

adios.

What do you know about me?

hango sa post ni Sam na according to her ay pakulo ng friends niya!:)

so like the title suggests...post whatever you KNOW about me..
may sense, walang sense, negative, positive (sana mas madaming positive), churva, chenes at kung anik anik pang kacharotan!:)

If vniew mo na ito at magkakilala tayo.. WAG ka maging bastos leave me some comment/s before you leave this blog(pakopya sam!HEHE!=P)

ayus ayusin lang ha!:)
Loveyah Guys!;) [sipsip]