gay lingo

got this from venus.
check it out..and add some more if you feel like it!;)

some words we need to know when talking to a gay friend...got this one from an email..happy reading!

EXPRESSIONS:
"Bona!" - Tanga! (Kasi it's not Promil.)
"Carry.", "Keri." - Pwede na.
"Chever!" - (Expression ni John Lapus pag natutuwa siya.)
"Chos!", "Charot!", "Charing!", "Charito Solis!"- Just kidding.
"Cynthia?" - Sino siya?
"Gravity!" "Rawr-rawr!", "Rowrr-rowrr!" - Grabe!
"Hello Waffer!", "Halloween!" - (greetings of) Hello !
"Imbay!" / "Imbyerna!" - Kainis!
"In Fairview..." - In fairness...
"Juice ko!" - My God!
"Kape!" - (Mag-kape ka/siya/sila nang magising sa katotohanan.)
"Kebs!", "Kiber!" - Wala akong pakialam!, Deadma!
"Ligwak." - Lagot ka.
"Majonga!" - Bonga!
"Malaybalay, Bukidnon!" - Malay ko!
"Malaysia at Pakistan!" - Malay ko at paki ko!
"Malaysia India Japan." - Malay ko.
"Mars..." - "Mare..." , "Sistah..."
"Miss Malaysia!" - Malay ko.
"Namaste!" - Naman!
"Plangak!", "Korak!", "Flangganah!", "Kaplang!" - Correct!, Exactly!
"Psychological!", "Psycholo!" - Kaloka!
"Sushmita Sen." - Susmaryosep.
"Taruz!", "Kabog!" - Taray!
"Touchtone Picture." - Hawakan mo.
"Urky!" - "Kaloka!" (Sosyal version)
"Wa na splok." - Wag ka na lang maingay.
"Wa-i na!" - Wag na!
"Watashi..." - Si ano...
"Wes datis." - Walang pera.
"Wes konowang." - Hindi ko alam.
"Wes piyok." - Quiet lang.
"Wes taoshious." - Walang tao.
"Wit ko bet." - 'Di ko type.
"Wit!", "Wa-i!" - Ayoko
"Wit!", "Wiz!" - Hindi!

TERMS OF ENDEARMENT:
"Girl!", "Lolah!", "Ateh!", "Mamah!", "Titah!", "Sister!", "Mother!", "Bakla!"

PROPER NOUNS:
Ace Sanchez - a top
Aglipay - ugly Pinay ( jowang pokpok na chaka ng mayaman na foreigner )
Ana, Anaconda - ahas, traidor
Anita Linda, Aida - A.I.D.S.
Ate Vangie - gamot pampatulog (Ativan Gang)
Ate Vi - atrebida
Backstreet Boys - cute guys sa likuran mo
Bayombong, Nueva Viscaya - masturbate
Bebang, Mayta - maid
Blusang Itim - mga bakla na gumanda nang maayusan sa parlor
Cathy Santillan, Kate Gomez, Cathy Mora, Cathy Dennis - makati, malibog
Chabelita - chubby
Chanda Romero - tummy (ang laki ng Chanda Romero nung pulis) / an old woman
Chiquito - maliit
Churchill - sosyal
Crayola Khomeni - iyak
Dakota Harrison Plaza - malaki tite
Debbie Gibson - give
Duty Free - maliit ang nota
Ella Mae (Saeson), Ella Fitzgerald, Ella Luansing - state of feeling horny
Eva Kalaw - evak
Felix Bakat - bakat ang tite (sa brief or pants)
Girlie Rodis - babae
Givenchy - give, pahingi
Halls - tsupa
Indiana Jones - hindi sumipot
Janjalani, Pocahontas - bakla na palaging late o indyanera
Jennilyn (Mercado) - cheap, chaka
Joana Paras - asawa
Julanis Morisette, Reyna Elena - umuulan
Julie Andrews - mahuli
Kelvinator, Kelvina - babaeng mataba, sinlaki ng refrigirator
Leticia Ramos Shahani - shabu
Lilet - bading na bagets
Lucita Soriano - loss na, sorry pa
Lucrecia Kasilag - baliw
Luz Clarita, Luz Clarita, Luz Valdez - talo, loss ang beauty
Maharlika, Mahalia Jackson - mahal
Manilyn Reynes - malibog
Miss Nigeria - negra
Murriah Carey, Morayta - mura
Nora Daza - magluto
Oprah Winfrey, O.P.M. - oh, promise me, pangako, utang
Phil Collins - Philcoa
Purita Kalaw Ledesma, Purita Kashiwara, Pureta Malaviga - poor, dukha
Rica Paralejo, Nina Ricci - mayaman
Rita Gomez - naiirita
Ruffa - laklak
Siete Pecados - tsismosa
Thunder Cats - gurang
Tom Jones, Tommy Lee Jones - gutom
Uranus - puwet
Washington D.C. - wala
X-Men - mga dating lalaki
Yayo Aguila - dyahe
Zsa Zsa Padilla - o siya, sige!

ADJECTIVES & ADVERBS
48 years - sobrang tagal
antibiotic - antipatika
balaj, valaj - balahura
bella - boba
bigalou - big
biway, chopopo, guash - gwapo
bongga, bonggakea - super to the max
borta - malaki katawan
boyband - lalaking sintaba ng baboy
buya - nakakahiya
chaka, chuckie, shonget, ma-kyonget, chapter, jupang-pang - ugly
cheapangga, chipipay - cheap, ka-cheapan
chipipay - cheap
chopopo - gwapo
conalei - baklush
daki - dako
dites - dito
doonek - doon
effem - halatang bakla
emena gushung - malanding semenarista
fayatollah kumenis - payat
ganda lang - for free
ganders - maganda
intonses - sira, wasak
jongoloids - bobo
jowa, jowabelles, jowabella - karelasyon, boyfriend o girlfriend
jutay, juts - maliit
kabog, loss - talo
katagalugan - matagal
katol - mukhang katulong
kirara - pangit / maitim
klapeypey-klapeypey - pumalakpak
krang-krang - hungry (same as Tom Jones)
krung-krung - sira ulo, baliw
lulu, tungril, tetetet - lesbian
mahogany, mashumers, ugmas - mabaho
majubis - mataba / gusgusin
matod - magnanakaw
nakakalurky - nakaka-shock, nakaka-takot
neuro - napaisip bigla, mind-boggler
oblation - walang saplot
otoko - lalakeng lalaki
pamin, paminta, pamentos, pamenthol - discreet gay guy
pinkalou - pink
pranella - praning
quality control - maganda ang quality
sangkatuts - marami, isang katutak
shala - sosyal
shogal - matagal
shokot, bokot - takot
shonga, shongaers, planggana - tanga
shonga-shonga - tanga-tanga
shonget, makyonget - ugly
shontis - buntis
sudems - never
tamalis - tamad
urky - nakakaloka
warla - loka-loka, nawawala sa sarili, nababaliw
wasok - contraction ng "wasak pag pasok"
wiz, waz - wala
wrangler, thunder(s), tanders, majonders - matanda

NOUNS, PRONOUNS AND PREPOSITIONS
adez, andabelz, adesa, anda, ka-andahan, andalucia - pera
akesh, akembang - ako
badet, dinga, dingalou - bading
berru - beer
borlog - tulog, power nap
bottomesa, bottones - a bottom
bufra - boyfriend
carrou, carosa - car
cheese - chismis
chimi, chimini, chimi-aa, chimini-aa - maid
constru - construction worker
ditey, ditich, ditraks - dito
feelanga - crush
fiampey - singit, etits, flower
garapata - vaklush na punggok na majubis
gardini - security guard
gishi - shabu
gulay, pechay, bilatch, tahong - babae
hada - oral gay sex
hammer - pakonyo effect sa mga prosti or callboy, "pokpok"
havana - mahabang mukha
hipon - maganda ang katawan pero panget
itich, itechlavu - ito
itich-me-how - etits, penis
jipamy - jeep
jowa, jowawis - lover, boy/girlfriend
jubelita - vaklita, batang bading
kat-kat - sosyal na tawag sa katulong
katol, chimay - katulong
kyota - bata
kyotatalet - sanggol
likil, mentos, future - lalaki
merlat, melat, bilat, mujer - babae
nota, notes - penis
pa-uring - a bottom
performance artist - mahilig mag-inarte
potato queen - chink for chinks
red alert - menstruation
rice queen - chink folks who go for white guys (?)
colbam, sholbam - callboy
shulupi - pulubi
shumod, shumodity - tamod
suba, bugarou - cigarette
success story - babae/lalaki na mukhang katulong na may lover na foreigner na masalapi
katuray - baklang mukhang katulong na mataray
tayelz - tayo
variables - barya, coins
wigwam - wig

VERBS
bacstroke - bugbugin
bet, fillet - gusto
bionic, bayas, bayis - magjakol
bona, kimbash, uring - tirahin sa pwet
bongkang, shongkang, tsuplukan - kumantot
booking - to hook up with someone
borlog, tulogsi - matulog
dramamin - umaastang lalaki
entourage, enter the dragon - pumasok
getluck - kuhanin
gora, godelya - go
hada, koflang, kops - suck
jeverly, kalaw, erna - dudumi
krompal - sampal, but with an attitude (kasi may kasamang kuko)
lafez, lafang, lafour - kain
nomo-nomo, normok - inom
payola - pay
rampage - rampa
rendez-vous - takbo
shonggal - tanggal
sight - look
strungga - nenok, nakaw

my new life

starting tom (april 14),
i'll start working na.
alam ko i didn't really tell anybody, especially my batch mates sa iscahm.
at first i was embarrassed about it..but i realized na...
"why should i be? this is a friggin decent job and hard times call for these kinds of moments"
so, i want the whole world to know na starting tom..
you will often see me at STARBUCKS - CORINTHIAN HILLS.
yes, i am a BARISTA. i am DAMN proud of it.

coffee is one of my passions...if you've known me for a long time.
alam niyo na nagbarista ako before for Seattle's Best.
those were such good times for me na i know i will have fun in starbucks too.

my iscahm friends know that i love that branch din. i studied for my midterms
and finals there, brained stormed about competition there while eating sa santis and just
chilled there with my handy laptop.

it's been such hard times for us that i cannot just sit around and wait for a KITCHEN job to come around. i have to do something about it. ayaw ko na umaasa ako sa parents ko for
money. nakakahiya na maging palamunin e.

my parents didn't approve at first, but they realized that they need me also to start earning money to help out with the bills here at home.

my friends from way back, understood why i did this. of course maraming nanghinayang, ako rin naman e..pero eto muna. kailangan na makatulong e.
this is the first job that went my way..why not grab it diba?
so the next time you head over to corinthian hills...text me. i might be there.:)

i know deep in my heart that i will work in the kitchen in the future.
this is my pit stop in the grand prix of life!:)

quotes from my phone

"one day he will care for me like i cared for him,
one day he will miss me like i missed him.
one day he will love me...
and i might not feel the same way anymore."

"define complicated:
it's when you don't know where you stand in a person's life.
it;s when you're hanging in dead air and knowing you
can be thrown off anytime.
it's when you're like more than friends, but not really
and it's like you're lovers when it's really otherwise.
sometimes you would want to wish to have never met
the person but at the back of your mind,
you're thankful that you have."

"there's a special level of comfort between
2 matching sould.
an unbreakable bond of constant support and closeness.
it's when a watm embrace feels so right
or when 2 hands fit so snugly.
it's a feeling that's hard to define but easy to recognize.
and when you find that comfort you just know,
you'll never let go..
everybody in this world is scared and sometimes,
it takes two scared persons to do one brave thing..
to fall in love"

everything i know...

everything i know about love is because of you...

well, that's something i heard somewhere.;)

but what if EVERYTHING YOU KNOW ABOUT HATE is because of the person YOU are trying to love AGAIN?
you WANT THINGS TO WORK, but at the back of your mind things linger?
you know you cannot trust him, but at the same time you're WILLING TO SHARE YOUR LIFE with this person.
your heart is telling you THAT HE'S CHANGED,but your mind disagrees in a way.
for some reason you know IT'S THE RIGHT THING TO DO, but you're scared to get hurt by him again.

is this the risk you're willing to take? to love the same person who broke your heart and shattered your world or to get hurt by the person who helped you become stronger and wiser.